Technical problems

It seems there is something wrong with the comments facility on this blog. As a temporary workaround simply ignore the words <duncanmitty> on any comment and all should be well.

I shall be contacting the blog company as we have a very special relationship and, as you can well imagine from a man who moves in my circles, they’ll do anything for me.

Fake comments

Some rival blog owners and banned former posters on this blog have claimed that none of this site is true, the sad *******. I wont waste my time giving these jealous people the time of day, just look at the comments to see what real DME supporters think of this blog.

Vegas 34:19 – Those who talk bull, eat pies.

Real Emails

It seems there was as genuine response from Boutros’s Press Office but the rival blog owners and banned former members of this blog didn’t ask the correct questions so I’m not denying anything related to the aforementioned email as it simply doesn’t register in my world of make believe.

It was stated that DME does not have any official contact with Boutros in any way shape or form I would like to say that I never claimed to have any contact with Boutros but that I was meeting him to give him something he wants and in return receive something I need. Although we have met many times we have never met in any official capacity so they asked the wrong question of his press office and therefore received the wrong answer. I am vindicated on that one.

Further updates when my sources update me, pies to eat.

Fake emails

If you see any emails from Boutros’s Press Office then please ignore them. They have been faked by some rival blog owners and banned posters from this blog. The sad *******.

Let me make it clear I never said I was actually meeting Boutros Boutros Ghali at any point in an official capacity I simply said I was meeting him and this has been misconstrued in a way that people think Boutros and I would be in the same place at the same time which is not what I said. I never said I was meeting him.

As for meeting Boutros, I will have a representative following him around in an unoffical capacity at all times. Previously I bribed members of his entourage with a few beers on a Saturday night in Wallsend but I’ve met the “suits” and they can provide a proper stalker for the price of a Gold Blog membership and 7 SMS messages a week.

As you can see I move in higher circles. As Bill Clinton was saying to me the other day over lunch in Newcastle, “With that Merc, the large gut and the vivid imagination you’re a real sad case who should grow up a bit and get a real job” How I laughed, that Bill has a great sense of humour.

Anyway, enough of me. I’m going to cry myself to sleep, waking at every little noise in case it’s the Inland Revenue coming to get me, while my blog HQ crumbles around me and I swear blind it isn’t.