Fake emails

If you see any emails from Boutros’s Press Office then please ignore them. They have been faked by some rival blog owners and banned posters from this blog. The sad *******.

Let me make it clear I never said I was actually meeting Boutros Boutros Ghali at any point in an official capacity I simply said I was meeting him and this has been misconstrued in a way that people think Boutros and I would be in the same place at the same time which is not what I said. I never said I was meeting him.

As for meeting Boutros, I will have a representative following him around in an unoffical capacity at all times. Previously I bribed members of his entourage with a few beers on a Saturday night in Wallsend but I’ve met the “suits” and they can provide a proper stalker for the price of a Gold Blog membership and 7 SMS messages a week.

As you can see I move in higher circles. As Bill Clinton was saying to me the other day over lunch in Newcastle, “With that Merc, the large gut and the vivid imagination you’re a real sad case who should grow up a bit and get a real job” How I laughed, that Bill has a great sense of humour.

Anyway, enough of me. I’m going to cry myself to sleep, waking at every little noise in case it’s the Inland Revenue coming to get me, while my blog HQ crumbles around me and I swear blind it isn’t.