Boutros – speak to the hand

Boutros called me again last night but as he snubbed me recently I’ve told him he’ll have to wait, I’m far too busy to bother with him at this moment.

I have some great ideas for the blog this summer. We are installing a disco ball, a jacuzzi and a five star hotel (which overlooks the hanging gardens of Babylon) into the blog over the next few weeks. All blog readers are welcome to use the facilities as I think of you all as family.

Remember, if you have a problem and no-one else can help, maybe you can call the DM team*

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New Blog Facilitatoroderatoranager

I’m lunching more and more with the movers and shakers of the world so I’m promoting my step-brother, Kevin, to the the new facilitatoroderatoranager of this blog. I’m far too busy drinking cider in the back yard to be concerned with such trivial matters as this blog. If you have a problem with this, don’t leave a comment just email or phone me. That way I can ignore any criticism and milk any positive comments for all they’re worth.

I’ll be flying out to Lebanon tonight to solve the problems out there, I might be gone for a day. My sources tell me there are bombs going off but I can’t give any more information as rival blogs and former banned members of this blog will paste it on their sad ********* sites. I’ll relay any inside information back to Kevin who can paste it on the Gold Blog.

Don’t forget to leave a positive comment.