GREAT NEW COMPETITION
I feel sorry for people around the world who don’t have the money to spend a night out in Whitley Bay. For this reason I’m running a very special competition for all my blog readers where the winner will be flown in from any corner of the globe to spend a night in Whitley Bay with yours truly.
The night will include:
- Chauffer driven Merc to and from The Meat Market club in central Whitley Bay.
- A Night in the DME HQ (I’ll move the bikes, boxes and the car hehe)
- 4 Bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale.
- A chance to pick up a rare venereal disease from a slag.
Simply complete the following phrase in no more than one word and words of over 3 letters:
Duncan Mitty is a …
I’ll announce the winner in the next blog posting.
