Well, as everyone knows, I run a Gold version of this blog with particularly juicy fabricated news. People pay good money to hear my insight into a range of subjects. Many of the world’s movers and shakers are subscribers (see the comments for their names) but I wouldn’t like to mention their names as that’s just not my way.
A few rival blog members and former banned members of this blog took it upon themselves to claim that I’ve been talking rubbish, then started a campaign pointing this out around the web. The sad **********.
99.9% of what I say is true. I put the odd snippet of a lie in here and on the Gold blog but it’s just for a laugh. No-one gets hurt, lets face it. There are more important things going on in the world like the imminent nuclear holocaust and my fleecing of Gold blog users (Mr WordPress, can you edit that last bit out, I’m not sure how to. Free Gold Blog membership if you do) to worry about sad ********* like the rival blog owners and former banned members of this blog.
From now on I wont mention them as they have done no damage whatsoever to this blog. It’s going from strength to strength and the number of users has doubled in the past 4 milliseconds. In fact, it’s trebled in the time it took me to write this sentence. Quadrupled in the time it took me to chew this pork scratching. That’s what people think of my blog, they vote with their feet. And they are voting in numbers.
Anyway, as I said I’m not mentioning the rival blog owners and former banned members of this blog again. The sad *********.
I’ve been having a bit of a problem with rival blog members, former banned members of this blog and people speaking up to me of late. I’m all for a bit of discussion, after all this is your blog, not mine. But I can’t have any of this disrespectful rubbish from a few people because I banned a couple of numpties for speaking the truth. There are more important things in the world like the imminent nuclear holocaust (see above) so get your priorities right you moaning little whingebags.
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