In a desperate attempt to counteract the drop off in visitors to this blog I’m introducing some great new services
- Upload your own pictures to the blog. Even though there are hundreds of services like this around the web that don’t charge a £30 subscription to use, mine is much better as you’re contributing to the DME “family”
- A load of games that I hope to use on my new site www.pikeygames.com. Again, these may be free elsewhere but as this is the most content-rich blog on the internet I need to keep up appearances.
- A podcast every day. Sure, I can be a foul mouthed lout but I know being the celebrity I am you will all forgive me proving my general ignorance for every second the blog runs. It’s all a joke.
- Using my children to to garner sympathy and donations at every single opportunity. This is to wind up the rival blog members and banned former members of this blog (the sad **********) who take very opportunity to use my children as ammo against me even though I have absolutely no proof and I’m completely making it up and looking an even bigger hypocrite than usual by using my daughter on the latest podcast.
Please let me know if the rival blog members and banned former members of this blog (the sad **********) start spamming you as I’m currently leading an FBI investigation and require as much evidence as possible. I spoke with J Edgar Hoover personally and showed him the edited pictures of my children which I cobbled together on photoshop last night and he assures me this will be given the highest priority.
Don’t forget, I’m a great bloke. Keep sending the money in, no cheques just cash. Thanks.
Dodd 9:32 – I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
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