I took a ride in my helicopter earlier today to get some great pictures of the recently completed DME HQ on my HDTV Panavision Hollywood camera. I’ll be talking to Steven Spielberg later in the week as I have something he wants.

Looks wonderful doesn’t it? Notice the Merc parked just outside me mam’s house, reg plate B1 ULL, that’s my pride and joy. I dreamed of that car when I was living in a bedsit and was plebian scum like you, so there’s hope for you yet.
When I can be arsed I’ll post some updates but all this financial stuff really bores me. I don’t know why I bother, I could sell up tomorrow and live off the profits, you know. I had an offer from Charles Aznavour and Larry Ellison a few years back to pack it all in but I just had to keep the blog running for you wonderful people. We’re all family remember.

Kevin and Derekanna were busy working away today in the newly kitted out HQ as I sat drinking Barley Wine in the back yard. Kevin will become the Editor of this blog in the near future and now I’ve bought him a Sinclair C5 he can follow Boutros Boutros Ghali around the world and bring you the latest and greatest news. Coupled with all the insider information I have the Gold Blog has the hottest unofficial Boutros action on the net, anywhere.
Don’t forget the recent troubles in Wallsend with the earthquake and tsunami. Don’t forget the problems in Lebanon either. Those sort of tragedies put things into perspective, the loss of life, the mindless killing of children and the implications for economies all over the world. When I hear of these rival blog members and banned former members of this blog (the sad ********) whingeing away on their rival blogs and keeping their eyes on every move I make it makes me laugh. They’re just jealous of my genius. They should see the tragedies in the world and stop spending their sad ******* little lives following me around watching every move I make, the sad *******. It doesn’t bother me though, it’s good publicity for this blog, the sad ******.
When you see people dying in Lebanon it puts everything into perspective, money doesn’t matter at all.
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August 4, 2006 at 12:16 am
How much did that giant pork pie cost?