DME understands that Tristran Asquith – a local estate agent from the Wallsend area – is to visit Leeds player, Jimmy Armfield, in the hope of marketing his house.
The 70-year-old England international’s house is due to be sold at some point in the future and he’s rejected the offers put to him by local estate agents.
Tristran is expected to arrive in the Leeds area today. Afterwards he will hold a mini-selling-session with his client to discuss the options, one of them could be to put the house on the market.
Jimmy can negotiate with any estate agent he wishes. He could then put his house on the market at a cheaper rate or may opt to stick with a local estate agent.
If Tristran cannot get the deal in place he’s likely to sob a bit in the hope Jimmy feels sorry for him.
The meeting, pencilled in for some point in the future, is likely to conclude with threats to Jimmy’s pet seal if a deal cannot be done. If Tristran takes this stance it is likely that he would be promoted to Jimmy’s list of “possibles”.
DISCLAIMER: All this information was stolen from a conversation I overheard from rival bloggers and some trivial facts may be wrong. If this story turns out to be incorrect, anyone pointing this out will be immediately banned. I don’t want pathetic children on this blog.
“DME understands” – Duncan “oxymoron” Mitty 2006
