Subscriptions through the roof – new webcam

This has been the best ever summer for DME. Subscriptions are through the roof as you can see from the addictive, fun-packed chat on the blog.

To celebrate this, I’ve added a webcam feature to the blog which allows everyone to see the goings on outside the HQ. If you’re lucky you might see me pop out to the pie shop, me cranking up the bullshit generating machine in the morning or me parking the second hand Merc up me mam’s drive.

I’ll put up another webcam displaying my bank statements when I can be arsed but this financial stuff really bores me. I’m absolutely minted and I don’t care who knows.

Remember, this is just a hobby and I do it all for you. DME costs me money to run and your donations contribute only a little to the costs of the only VIP Boutros Boutros-Ghali on the internet. I could pack it all in tomorrow, I could have sold up for billions in the dotcom boom, I don’t know why I bother, really, I don’t.

I’ll make a promise to you all, if Boutros Boutros-Ghali ever leaves his post as UN Secretary General I’ll hang up the keyboard and mouse forever. Yes, you guessed it, I’ll buy a trackball and use voice recognition software and that’s a promise from me to you.

WEBCAM

The webcam updates every time someone makes a post so that’s some incentive to the unwashed masses to join in the hot Boutros chat going on in my fun-packed, addictive, informative, life-changing and world peace achieving blog.

Last Updated 27/08/2006 13:03

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