We are currently making changes to the way this blog operates. This has nothing to do with rival blogs or banned former members of this blog (the sad *******) pointing out my untruths. No, not at all. DME never comments directly on these rival bloggers and I’ll continue not to do so until I next comment on them. I’ve been ruining this site for years, mate. Seen it all before, mate. It doesn’t bother me, mate. I’m making all these changes because I want to, not in a desperate attempt to weed out the rival bloggers, mate. I know what I’m doing, mate.
With immediate effect, DME is to become a funding-my-lifestyle only blog. The costs in providing DME, since I had to remove all the illegal bits, can no longer be justified. Even though I said subscriptions were through the roof recently, it was all a joke. I don’t know why I bother, really, I don’t. Please help me by sending donations.
If you wish to continue accessing the prime bullshit I make up and other content which I stole from freely accessible sources, please, please, please become a member.
I’m not saying you’re thick or anything but to save confusion I only have one membership option now. For details, please follow this link –>> .
We intend to concentrate. This may take some time. We also intend to waste our diminishing resources on stalking Boutros at the UN Building, buying a 1976 Bedford Van and pretending to move to New York in the hope to convince some new subscribers to solve my cashflow problem.
Membership is completely optional. Although I may use the hitman on a few of you to make sure you sign up. I hope that many die-hard readers will continue to pay my mortgage by signing up.
For those who choose not to become a member or are not stupid enough to give a renowned conman their hard earned cash, I will be providing regular right-wing updates on all things Boutros from my free HDTV station (MiTv) which is broadcast from my own satellite at 721.2W.
Sales Pitch
If you’re an intelligent, mature, die-hard Boutros fan then you’re in the wrong place, mate. If you’re a bit gullible and can’t get enough of MC Boutros BG then become a DME member of the SUPER SOARAWAY DME!!!!! today! If it’s an absolute must that you keep up to date with all things Boutros, at the UN Building, we have a right SCORCHER!!!! of a solution for you and all for less than £30.01 a year!!!! That’s less than 8.2191780821917808219178082191782p per day!!!!!!! UP YOURS RIVALBLOGGOURS!!!!!
Our coverage of Boutros Boutros-Ghali is unrivalled (apart from the rival blogs, the sad ********). Brought to you by a real deluded fan of Boutros and certainly not a media giant. I try my best to pretend to be a media giant by copying and rewording all their stuff, photographing the inside of my portakabin after dressing it up to be a pretend mini Sky newsroom and making up inside sources. DME is the only place to be for independently concocted coverage of Boutros.
With an internet presence now diminishing in front of your very eyes, we’re the blog the others patronise. Your DME membership will help you be isolated from the real news, help your wallet be £30 lighter and help you be threatened with death by hitman if you step outside of my stolen-from-other-websites-and-cobbled-together AUP.
All our blog areas are policed 24/7 by a trained hitman which means I’ll be free of anyone questioning me. It will also be free of mature, sensible Boutros fans that will spoil my income stream by pointing out my untruths to other members. The means I will now have to hire a team of hitmen who will be online every minute of every day overseeing things for me. You can enjoy the addictive, fun-packed, vitamin-enriched, omega 3-laden, no added sugar, no preservatives, no trans-fatty-acids (yum) DME Gold Blog 2.0 here.
For the next 12 months I’ll be providing frequent updates in New York from my Uncle’s house in Jarrow. Get to know what Boutros isn’t doing and when he isn’t doing it, first. Get to know what he is doing and where, when I can find another online source to copy it from. I have also purchased a 1976 Bedford Van (as mentioned earlier) which will enable us to keep on the road and away from those pesky taxmen. It will also enable me to have somewhere to kip when I’ve had to pay years of back tax. This van will be kitted out with the very latest in mattress and microwave technology. I hope to get my good friends, Hannibal, The Face, B.A. Baracus and Murdoch of the A-Team to kit it out for me so I can broadcast directly to the DME satellite and back down to you on my wonderful HDTV station.
Not convinced? Well, I’m not interested in you at all. You sad ******. I don’t want your kind round here, I’ll get me hitman on to you, I will. Get off to one of those well-respected blogs, I only want easy-wins here, mate. Don’t listen to what the rival blogs or the fans I’ve kicked off this blog (the sad ********) have to say. There’s no point in listening to all those facts, it will poison your mind.
Read what the existing member thinks!
Duncan’s Uncle
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Re: Rival Blogs (the sad ******)!
#2 – Sat Sep 11 2006 01:53 PM
Reply to this post Reply Reply to this post QuoteThis is possibly the best blog in the world and much better than rival blogs (the sad ***********) and I think you are great and I’ve seen all the insider information on Boutros Boutros-Ghali and I can’t believe how good it is and I think that’s what you told me to say.
See you on Sunday at your Granny’s for tea lad.
New members are created by me every day and my mattress would love you to become the next member of the DME family. Enjoy the fun packed, addictive and informative chat on the blog but don’t forget….
Derek is watching you!
