There’s plenty of Boutros news today and as a Gold Blog 2.0 member you could log in and access all of it (providing I haven’t terminated your account for violating the spurious AUP). This hot Boutros news is so hot I’m only making the hot news available to funding-my-lifestyle only members. 24/7.
We’ve just secured a base next to the UN Building purely to provide frequent videos of UN delegates driving past us in their cars. You’ll get all the latest news of the comings and goings plus the latest news from the UN Building itself. 24/7.
We monitor all the newsfeeds at NewsNow, Google and rival blogs for our member and make sure we copy the best articles and reword them for your delight. Our blog is manned 24/7 by a team of crack hitmen 24/7 so you don’t have to worry about rival blog members 24/7. In fact you wont have to worry about other members as there aren’t that many. You may need to worry about a hitman blowing your brains out though, if I think you’re a rival blog member, mate.
With more than 10 years experience of internet fraud and more than 6 billion members signed-up you’re in the best place to be giving me £30 of you hard-earned cash. Don’t forget the DMEmobile, we’re ready to follow Boutros all around the world, just for you donators.
Our blog is run by Boutros fans, all of whom are volunteers and there is no payment whatsoever to any of them (especially me). All “donations” taken for the blog make no way to my wallet and are all used for legitimate business expenses. Rival blog members (the sad *******) have suggested that all the money is used to pay for my mortgage and the petrol for my second hand Merc but I can assure you that these are all legitimate business expenses in my eyes. Oh give over, I don’t know why I bother, really, we don’t, mate.
Since we battened down the hatches I’ve reinstated all the illegal stuff we had on the free blog before. Illegal downloadable video files, links to illegal streams, verbatim copies of copyrighted media articles, reworded media articles, tons of ripped off photographs with DME stamped on them and an imaginary Lotto syndicate are all available on the ALL NEW UNOFFICIAL DME OFFICIAL GOLD BLOG 2.0!!!!!
Please note that all this stuff is freely available elsewhere on the net but as you are part of the DME family we would love you to contribute to my mortgage. We’re sure I wont regret it. I’ve decided to charge for this so the jury show no leniency whatsoever when I finally get busted by the feds. I know what I’m doing, mate. Had it for years, mate. I could pack it all in tomorrow but I do it all for you and I’ll serve time for you too. Because I’m willing to put my freedom on the line you should sign up for the Gold Blog 2.0. My days are numbered, mate. Help me, please.
I’m completely safe with all the illegal stuff I’m palming off as my own as the copyright owners will never bother to sign up and check the stuff out. I’m certain of that as nobody else appears to be stupid enough to sign up, why should the feds? I’m so certain I’m safe I might come out of hiding in the next few months and visit the DME HQ again, providing the Inland Revenue fraud inspectors aren’t in the vicinity of course.
Rival blog members and banned former members (the sad ******) might report every illegal part of my blog but they’ll never break me. LALALALALALALA I can’t hear you. LALALALALALA. Anyone who knows me will tell you that.
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