because duncan is a way hiding from the inland revanue i am in charge of the blog until he comes back 24/7.befor he left he said i am the cheif scapecoat and bottle washer and all this here blog will be left to me in the event of his packing it all in or the inland revanue knockin on the door again. he will be back soon but i dont even know where cognito is anyway but i think its near his bedsit. duncan will be phoneing in all the latest hottest news from dmemobile in new york for the dme family
duncan told me to tell you that hes had contact with the saucers at the un bilding who oversee things or something like that. he believes that the daily telegraph, bbc and the times are all totaly wrong about the latest news from the un bilding and they were fed by the wrong doorman. duncan has the best doorman at the un building by far so dont by the papers or watch the bbc give me £30 and pay for it here.
to cut a long story short duncan was up all night talking to a saucer and hes got a call from the doorman at the un bilding just after midnight to get himself over there to here the juicy news and see the key figures of possible intrest which may pencil in a possible deal in a meating. so he flew over there and it turned out these guys were major broken from a london based company and they will be meating boutros this morning before heading to wallsend to see reps resentatiffs of 911 security no idea why in brackets oh give over press shift on the top row where the numbers are good
this is all good news but the sauce gave the impresoin that nothing might come of this news anyway make sure you say that so they dont go moaning like children yeah when nothing happens and they reelise i made it up yeah and start asking for money back right and tell them your in charge now dont forget that make sure you say you are in charge a few times that is very important your doing a great job honeysnugglekins yeah but say you made me up and im not real if that tax man writes again they wont bother investigating then have you written that password down great i will need that when im back how many subs today are you sure o god right i need to get on photoshop quick and make some more stuff up
i am in charge
duncan is back home now but has a massive hangover so he apologies for not being here at the HQ 24/7
i am in charge
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