After recently spending thousands of pounds travelling to New York to stand next to Boutros and have my picture taken I feel somewhat aggrieved that some members and former members (banned) (the sad ******) have taken it upon themselves to question how much of their money I’ve been squandering on these pathetic publicity stunts that drum up little support for the site and make me look like a desperate dickhead clinging on to every last breath of life in my blog.
I’ve decided to listen to my members, not the (members) former banned (the sad ********), and delete Boutros Boutro-Ghali’s account from my blog to, erm, allow me to be impartial in my future dealings with the world of Boutros, yeh. Yeh, exactly that. Nothing else, seen it all before mate, 10 years of internet presence, ruining this site for years, mate.
Banned members (former) (the sad ********) will tell you that this situation, in fact, has been instigated by them and will be the start of legal proceedings to stop me misrepresenting my relationship with Mr Boutro-Ghali. I can categorically say that I was deleting the account and removing all references to Boutros before the letter arrived anyway. Also, I have been spending time trawling through all the blog comments to remove any references to Boutros there too. Phew, I reckon I’m off the hook on this one.
I’d like to point out that anyone who signed up for the Gold Blog 4.3 on the basis that Boutros would read all your messages, as I said he had an account, is a complete numpty. It was obvious I was joking around, I like to be controversial. All that stuff I made up about the painter at the UN building, hahaha, you didn’t believe it did you? Hahahahahaha. Well, no one would believe that’s why you signed up so don’t go giving any evidence to anyone instigating legal proceedings whatever you do or you’ll look a bit silly. I’m not bothered, me, not for my sake, I don’t want you to look silly, that’s all, yeh. That’s it. We’re all family, you wouldn’t dob in one of your own would you? Sign up for the Gold Blog 4.3.
My recent purchase of www.boutrosboutrosghali.com has also been misconstrued as me trying to create a link between myself and Boutros. I can categorically say that isn’t the case and to prove it I’ve used WhoisGuard and changed the registration a number of times in the past few weeks. So I can’t possibly be squatting, can I?
So, to remain impartial, I’ve decided not to refer to my regular meetings with Boutros any further and impart any juicy information I may have on his current search for a succesor to Dick Clownberger Jr.
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In a recent meeting with a certain Mr BBG 
he was telling me how he thought the UN was run as a joke. For more, sign up to the Gold Blog 4.3. He doesn’t rate Mr Clownberger and I’ve had enough DIRECT feedback from my own deluded mind (not a third party hallucination) to determine he could be retained in the same capacity or asked to move on. If it isn’t the former it will most likely be the latter but my source at the UN says it will almost certainly be one of the two options on the table at the moment.
Talking of options on the table, me mam has just brought me some deep fried cream cakes and extra whipped cream. Yum. Thanks mam.
Obviously, he could be retained and there could be key appointments under different titles to avoid sacking Dick. Sign up to the Gold Blog 4.3 to be the first to know when I’ve read the appointments on the official UN site and try to make a desperate link between them.
I was recently contacted by Bill Gates DIRECTLY to act a go-between to put him and Mr BBG in touch. Obviously, I immediately dropped Mr BBG a quick message on his MSN Messenger account to tell him “Bl G8s wnts 2 cht 2u, m8″. Whether anything comes of it, I have no idea. But you can read all my supposition on the Gold Blog 4.3.
Now, I can’t say Dick Clownberger Jr will be moved on but I haven’t seen Mr BBG saying that he will be kept on either. From my meetings with Mr BBG I’ve seen his private face and I know he wants to move him on or keep him in the same capacity. You’ll be glad to know, Mr BBG has my backing but I know the faces everyone is seeing are purely PR faces. So, erm, yeh. PR faces. It’s odd that the public would only see Public Relations people but my source says something is going on benhind the scenes.
I might lose my knees on this one but I know Bill Gates is in the running along with a NATO guy, a ICI guy and so on but I can’t tell you who will get the job. What you’ll have to do is keep an eye on the latest appointments in key areas at the UN, then ask me if it’s him and I’ll tell you if it’s the guy I knew about before you did but wont tell you at this moment.
Now, I can tell you this person will most likely he a human. I can see someone in a suit or, perhaps, casual clothing. He/she will almost certainly be wearing clothes. This person will most likely be pencilled in to take on the role at some point in the future or might possibly already be in the role. It is very unlikely he/she was in the role in the past and has now been moved on. Now, I might get into trouble here but I’m 99.9% certain, 24/7, that this person has a vowel in his name unless he’s Finnish or Arabian. I can also tell you the person is aged between 0 and 200 unless he/she isn’t born yet or one of the oldest people in the world.
I think I’ve told you enough to see who it is. Don’t worry, I’ll be the first to let you know when the appointment is made public and tell you I knew all along.
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